Who is Wario's girlfriend? The sad story behind the anti-hero's love life

Everybody loves Wario. The greedy anti-hero has become a cult icon through the years alongside his platonic life partner Waluigi. Wario seems to have it all: his own franchise, the adoration of Mario fans, sacks of gold, a high ranking in most Super Smash Bros. Ultimate tier lists … but there’s one thing Wario doesn’t have.

Love.

Wario leads a lonely life devoid of romance compared to characters like Mario, who is constantly smooching royalty. Even characters like Yoshi are in long,…